To play this game in your web browser, you need to have the Flash plugin installed and active.

GET FLASH <--

If you think that it's already installed but you're still seeing this text instead of the game, it may not be active.
FIREFOX: Go to the "addons" settings (ctrl-shift-A), and if you see "Shockwave Flash" on the list, set it to "Ask to activate" instead of "Never activate", then reload this page.
GOOGLE CHROME: Go to chrome://settings (copy that into your address bar). Scroll down to "advanced" on the bottom. Open "Content settings", find "Flash", and switch it to "Ask first" instead of "Block sites from running Flash". Then reload this page.
INTERNET EXPLORER: Click the gear icon on the top right, and select "Manage add-ons". You should see "Shockwave Flash Object" on the list. Select it, and in the bottom right, hit "Enable", and then reload this page.
MICROSOFT EDGE: Click the "..." button on the top right, click "settings" on the bottom, scroll down to find he "View advanced settings" button, and toggle "Use Adobe Flash Player" to on.
OTHER: I dunno. Google it.

If you're trying to play this on a phone, you probably can't.

Super Pen Click Race 5000

!This is old - my newest game is Swarm Queen!
Are you unable to stop clicking pens? Do you dream of a world in which clicking pens is an honoured extreme-sport instead of just a regular extreme-sport? Well, I have a solution for you! Super Pen Click Race 5000! Enter an intense head-to-head battle arena of pen clicking MADNESS!!! Oh yeah!

CONTROLS:

[Singe Player] Click the screen to click your pen. CLICK CLICK CLICK.
[Player 1 - right] The home key clicks your pen. (on right of keyboard)
[Player 2 - left] The enter key clicks your pen.

Production Notes: This was my first game ever. I figured out how to set "variables" in Flash, and how to use buttons, and apparently that's all you need to make the simplest game ever.